this movie almost killed me... probably the opposite of hypnotize... or maybe persuade me to kill myself... one of those probably happened that night... 
It would suck to kill yourself while watching this then finding out in the afterlife that god is an ewok.
whoa... that IS deep... lets not try it...
Normally, I would wonder how one would ever come up with the idea that god is an ewok, but when that idea is run through the filter of Bad Movie Night, it just kinda makes sense, you know?
i hope that let ewoks into heaven.
Oh my god, that would be the greatest thing ever. Just hanging around up on some clouds, surrounded by Ewoks. I can't wait!
Yeah, Like I want my cloud covered in half buried Ewok feces and stinking of matted hair and feathers.
Silly Jeremy, there's no poop in heaven. It was banned in 1983 after Isaac Newton went a little nuts and slightly altered his discovery of gravity on top of Charlemagne's head.
If there's no pooping in heaven, then it aint heaven.
this is what makes this site great.
if god watches you poop... and there's no pooping in heaven... does god have poop-envy?
...something to think about
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